Who's to blame for the economic crisis? You fucking are!

But it's okay, coz here's a girl with a plan:



Actually, to be honest, I had to stop about halfway through before my ears started to bleed.

Anyways, apologies to regular readers, I've been terribly slack with the blog. Not for lack of effort, mind you, I've about a dozen works in progress among the unpublished posts, and a book to write (slow and steady. Extracts will turn up here, sooner or later) and a Japanese diary, among other things. Will try and catch up later, 'onest guv'nor.

In other news, here's another childhood hero ruined by teh internets, courtesy of Gizmodo.