Mother tongue

I mentioned before I'm Chinese. Apparently, I'm 3/4 Hokkien, but I don't actually speak Hokkien. Why? Well, not for lack of exposure, definitely. But let me tell you, there's such thing as an ugly language. I mean, a really, really butt-ugly bastard of a language. The kind of language that sends a person's sex appeal straight down the toilet. The kind of language that is impossible to use to sing a love song. Don't believe me? Watch this:



You don't have to understand Hokkien to figure that song out...