Blasphemy has never been so much fun!

And in every major religion, too! Here's Buddha giving Jesus some whupass:

And Budai putting that belly to good use on God:

Found this on Stuff God Hates. Had a link to the game, so downloaded and the first thing I did was hammer them all with Buddha. I think you can only play as Xenu if you download. This is recommended. Dropping nuclear weapons on God and Jesus is surprisingly satisfying...