Facepalm fun from MSN Movies:
"I don't really think, I just walk."
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
"All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."
"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. "
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
I swear, there's something up with the water in Hollywood...